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Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!
Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!
by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017
mugGet the Beef Datemug.

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.
Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
by Ryryq March 24, 2010
mugGet the Secret-beefmug.

cut the beef

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.
by mistrthou April 2, 2015
mugGet the cut the beefmug.

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
mugGet the BEEF LOGmug.

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex
Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.
by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018
mugGet the beef washmug.

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man
by Jeegs February 1, 2014
mugGet the monkey beefmug.

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material
Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .
by Coita June 24, 2016
mugGet the beef knotmug.

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