cut the beef

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.
by mistrthou April 03, 2015
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Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 19, 2011
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beef portal

I regretted using the beef portal at that truck stop, but at least I didn't have to use the crusty sock again.
by Kathy Griffin's balls January 07, 2016
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Beef Handle

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"
by akendall June 28, 2009
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Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.
I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein April 28, 2018
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hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done
rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am
by butchthebutcher1 April 23, 2021
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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
by droppin them beeftreats101 February 02, 2010
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