by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
by Ryryq March 24, 2010

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

n. pl. (BeefLogs)
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .
by Coita June 24, 2016
