cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

Rusty Screw

When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.

Female 1: What happened to you last night?

Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!

Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.

by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012

Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex

Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

screw

it means sexual intercourse there are multiple versions of it

Im gonna screw you one of these days

by dont give a s*** anymore June 8, 2018

Screwing the elevator

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated

Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")

by da funny word masta September 19, 2009