Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Bacon-ated

having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..

It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..

by saturnchik12 November 2, 2009

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Jaw Bacon

When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon

Male:You know what your mouth needs?

Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon

by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010