Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Beef Poppers

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Beef Master

One who is beefy as hell beefy being fat.

Dam dat man is a real beef master

by A Beef Master April 30, 2022

Beef Wellington

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done

rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am

by butchthebutcher1 April 22, 2021

Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022