Tied up mullet

A Mullet combined into a Bun or a Ponytail & worn mainly by Islanders

Barber: Hey bro what can I do for you today
Customer: Skin Fade with a Tied up mullet

by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025

TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.

He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .

by VERITAS HONORUS June 9, 2025

Tiede Effect

When one says or commits something inappropriate or raucous, they often find a Tiede within their immediate vicinity. A Tiede is a teacher who has the unfortunate tendency of always being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Person 1: If you don’t shut up I’m going to grab your ballsack and give you testicular torsion.
Person 2: Oh shit, shut up! There’s a Tiede!
Person 1: I swear to you it’s the Tiede effect!

by Fraud Hornist October 15, 2025

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin February 20, 2009

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015