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Polish Jumpsuit

When one wears a top and bottom of the same color.
Wow, Emily has on matching red shorts and a red shirt...sweet Polish jumpsuit!
by Doug Girr October 20, 2010
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Polish barbecue

A term used to describe a nightclub, not necessarily gay, whose clientele on the night happens to be primarily male, i.e. consisting of a lot of sausage.
Man, that club was like a polish barbecue.
by maxwall June 3, 2011
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Polish Shower

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.
Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.
by Mr. Fields! May 6, 2005
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polish shower

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."
"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."
by assomatic March 10, 2010
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Polish Standoff

Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.

In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
by GloriaB September 30, 2007
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Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.
Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob
by binx12512 October 31, 2011
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Polish Hostage

Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.
Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.
by Someone unlisted November 20, 2010
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