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good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
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when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details 

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.
Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead 

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

We rep. the Bay, we don't rep. California 

Inhabitants of the San Francisco Bay Area being solely proud of their region, not state. Made famous in "Muscle Cars" by E-40 feat. Keak da Sneak and Turf Talk.
"We rep. the Bay, we don't rep. California" is the code I go by, representing the Bay to the fullest!

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus 

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.
Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is a horror-comedy musical released on December 24th of 2018, released by Team Starkid. The musical doesn't stick to a set classification of music, with a wide array of genres presented in a mere one hour and 52 minutes. It hosts a slew of on-stage special effects, and with songs and composition by Team Starkid member Jeff Blim, it is definitely something you'll want to look into.

The musical itself is a bit of a parody of the musical theatre genre, with pokes at "I Want" songs, character motivations, and more.

It covers the story of a man named Paul, who has a great distaste for musicals. His life carries on as normal until a meteor crashes into a theater in downtown Hachetfield, the setting of the show. This meteor begins to transform people from everyday citizens; to singing-dancing zombie hiveminds, that are out to make you join them, at any cost.
The show can be found on YouTube, completely free.

The show carries a large degree of swearing and adult humor, but is certainly a recommended pick for many. You can find more about the show on the Starkid Fandom Wiki, but beware spoilers!
Person A: Would you like to watch The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals with me?
Person B: Sounds great! Let's watch it!

Don't piss on the dance floor 

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)
*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.