Shit the wall 

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.

1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.

Shit the wall by Oyml December 23, 2023

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s 

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

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shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

aw shit the whole forest is on fire 

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

aw shit the whole forest is on fire by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

Shit the bed 

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

Shit the bed by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

Shit the groomer by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs 

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023