verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
Get the Underwater Pole Vaultingmug. by Vagueposting September 22, 2019
Get the Pole to Hole Ratiomug. An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:
Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.
Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.
Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020
Get the north pole penguinsmug. The grungiest of strippers who are willing to and allow anal sex in a private dance room for little or no extra expense. Often found practicing around local military bases where the local talent is not very impressive.
“Dude, Brian just got done getting a dance from Serenity.”
“Gross man I heard she was a total Anal Pole Rat!”
“Gross man I heard she was a total Anal Pole Rat!”
by Obi Juan Jewnobi July 30, 2019
Get the Anal Pole Ratmug. One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015
Get the Mexican totem polemug. The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
by cedanchair December 3, 2013
Get the Tent-Pole Woundsmug. Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.
Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
by Angelacia July 16, 2007
Get the poles before holesmug.