garbage wizard

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by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment

Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”

by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022

Sight Garbage

Indecent exposure or 'flashing' is when someone shows their genitals in order to scare or upset another person. 'Cyber Sight Garbage' is when indecent exposure happens online or over text message.

"As I was walking down the street I was accosted by sight garbage when a man pulled his pants down"

by 0lives June 10, 2024

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

by Duwmeister April 20, 2018

Junky Garbage

Line from Warhol's movie, "Trash"


1.) Someone Living a dirty, dependent couch surfing/unemployed existence
2.) A lazy person, someone whose life is somehow out of control, or less than together...
3.) Not taking care of yourself or meeting your responsibilities, fulfilling your potential.
4.) A drug addict see Junky

Ever since school got out I have been such junky garbage... sleeping until 3 in the afternoon every day, eating takeout.

by tanima May 20, 2004

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

garbage fire

A situation that is beyond the pale

Equifax is a complete garbage fire. They are going to get hacked again because their management and executive team is a bunch of idiots

by nativistspeaker September 22, 2022