fake slangasm

The act of creating a fictional slang term or phrase which is never seriously used by anyone specifically for addition to Urban Dictionary. The word or phrase usually comes into actual use among a few isolated groups after being accepted to Urban Dictionary, which may or may not include the author and his friends.

"Madraploop" is totally a fake slangasm.

by FacelessSchmuck April 15, 2007

fake slut

A girl who wishes to be a slut but is too ugly, flat, or unwilling to do anything with a guy.

Becky is such a fake slut. She always talks about how she would suck guys dicks but she never would.

by Ron banks July 26, 2014

fake-cation

a vacation to a city less desirable than your home.

Im going to miss the San Diego sun on my fake-cation to alaska to visit family.

by ahhskiski June 27, 2009

Fake Nigger

A whigger, or a person that imitates or thinks that he/she is a nigger.

The fake nigger is listening to Rap music on his fucked up radio. He is smoking that shit and masturbating to Alfred Hitchcock.

by Nigger in an Icebox December 23, 2012

fake news

Any statement or report that truthfully exposes the lies, ignorance, conflicts of interest, erroneous statements, megalomania, and racist, misogynistic, illegal, traitorous and tyrannical activities of the so-called President Trump and his administration. Syn. Newspeak., Ant. propaganda

WH Official Says Negative Trump Reports Will Continue To Be Labeled As ‘Fake News’

by regawsnor February 14, 2017

fake breaking

Bullshitting someone. Not telling the truth, or trying to get someone to believe something bogus.

Don't be fake breaking me.

by laura1212 May 23, 2006

Fake Conservative

A weak-minded, indoctrinated humanoid, with immutable groupthink tendencies in support of certain politicians despite glaringly anti-conservative voting records.

Fake Conservatives ADORE emotionally potent, oversimplifications of the issues and hold fast to a pathetic "team spirit" tribalistic attitude at all costs. Fake Conservatives worry not about sadistic social policies, only that they identify as Conservative, and to Hell with everyone else.

A Fake Conservative blindly supports individuals who have tended to vote against human rights, national sovereignty and personal freedoms.

by DarthXerxes March 13, 2012