When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the Put your pickle back in the jar mug.A warning, which implies the presence of a hungry-looking overweight individual, to retreat from the area as quickly as possible.
Bob: Shit dude, do you see that fat chick by the vending machine?
John: Yeah man, she looks hungry as hell!
Bob: Fall back to the keep!
John: Yeah man, she looks hungry as hell!
Bob: Fall back to the keep!
by big tall giraffe November 27, 2010
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The long-awaited prequel trilogy to the Back to the Future trilogy. While "Future" dealt with going to the past, "Past" will deal with going to the future! Ha! Get it? REVERSE LOGIC'D!
by VGerX2001 August 6, 2004
Get the Back to the Past mug.As in yesterday. Ironic usage of an older expression. Making reference to our collective short term memory. The constant churning of events from the present into the bin of discarded Time magazines.
by yo-haan June 20, 2004
Get the back in the day mug.An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008
Get the The Carney Strikes Back Combo mug.Used in conversation to recall and discuss to a past memory. Back in the day is only to be used for events twenty years or greater in the past.
by ctgeek71 August 28, 2008
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person a: "Hey, do you wanna go shopping later?"
person b: "Ugh, I wish I could... the bitch is back. I have a date with my heating pad."
example 2:
male person a: "So are we gonna have sex tonight?"
female person b: "The bitch is back. What do you think?"
male person a: "...beej?"
person a: "Hey, do you wanna go shopping later?"
person b: "Ugh, I wish I could... the bitch is back. I have a date with my heating pad."
example 2:
male person a: "So are we gonna have sex tonight?"
female person b: "The bitch is back. What do you think?"
male person a: "...beej?"
by walkthewire April 17, 2010
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