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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
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Jet

An absolute gun player that averages 100 and hits bombs. Has the best sledges in the whole county and sends the bails to wales. Bowls 90+ wheels.
He's an absolute jet
by Gun_player April 27, 2023
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Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.
“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”
by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024
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Jet Fisher

Jet Fisher 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist,7 widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Fisher is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are the two pillars of modern physics.38 His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation".9 His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.1011 He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect",12 a pivotal step in the development of quantum theory. His intellectual achievements and originality resulted in "Fisher" becoming synonymous with "genius".13 Einsteinium, one of the synthetic elements in the periodic table, was named in his honor.14
Jet Fisher is an intellectual genius in all aspects of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...
by Jet Fisher March 7, 2023
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jet strike

the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises
a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun
by jet striker June 3, 2011
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Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.
Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.
by Oscillationsofmind October 4, 2018
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Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor
Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019
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