crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

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Neck Oil

Neck Oil is a colloquial term for beer - implying that it keeps your throat “lubricated” with those delicious delicious hops.

Could I please get a pint of neck oil mate?

by MikeNolan420 March 24, 2022

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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

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Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.

Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.

by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018

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Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.

She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking

by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012

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