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Drama Teacher 

God; Jesus's Homeboy; Can beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest; Knows his real name; has never lost The Game.
Stephen Gerard Robert Jackson Clark is the best Drama Teacher.

english teacher 

worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason
Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same

French Teacher 

A bitch. Miss Bitch. Or as she will insist on being called, "Madame Connard-Merde"

Why my teacher got fired 

Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

Gym Teacher's Hankey 

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.
Gym Teacher's Hankey by LusterKing January 14, 2009

your teacher called 

when u bout to get an ass whoopin as your dad comes down the stairs with a belt
i walked in the door and as soon as my parents told me m your teacher called i ran for my life