cat-tasic

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)

That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic

by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003

tasticals

small alein life forms used as food

MMMMMmmmm tasticals

by UBERMAN October 3, 2003

Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).

Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!

by pyro August 9, 2004