tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.
Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!
by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017
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squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.
I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.
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Cherry Pop-Tart

You know the saying, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Well the same applies here. A female with a sexual/lustful side you did not know she had or could have. She does not act on her sexual/lustful side like other females would. Why, cause she is in control better then most females. On (rare) occasions she will let that side come out. Whether it's by herself or with a lucky one. Cause sometimes her pent-up sexual/lustful feelings are at a point and knows it. Where she is in control by letting some of the pressure off. If not, the sexual/lustful feelings will be too much for her to handle. She will not be in control when it comes popping off. Whether it be by herself or a lucky one is around. If your lucky enough to get with a Cherry Pop-Tart for the first time. Brace yourself and enjoy the ride. You will not be disappointed.
Wow, who knew Kim was a Cherry Pop-Tart.
by Biggz WiiWii December 23, 2022
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Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart
He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!
by rareritings May 07, 2022
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rate tart

A person (male or female) who endeavours to move credit card balances around from one card to another (so-called Balance Transfers) calculating the cost to transfer so as to minimse interest payments. Rate Tarts will 'drop their knickers' to do this means that they will move the balance continually from one card to another, and have no loyality to any one card or company, ie they'll drop their knickers for anyone!
Eg: a rate tart will look and see that Credit Card Company ABC offers a 0% Interest rate for 18 months, with a 2.99% fee to transfer, as opposed to Credit Card Company XYZ who offer 12 months interest free and a 3.00% transfer fee, they will choose ABC.
by mogo_morgs September 08, 2010
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Tart Fart

When you fill up a hookers ass with cum and then she farts and it sprays everywhere.
Dude, your sister tart farted all over me last night..
by urbanlemon January 09, 2019
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wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
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