Toolishness

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.

Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"

by Zak Attack January 30, 2008

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The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

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Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

by not a chance man September 19, 2009

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someone who has irrevocably screwed up or been screwed over socially, who has no way of leaving their current social circle, and therefore must pay a social tax to have a social life. As long as you are willing to be everyone's bitch at one point or another, you're allowed to socialize without extensive ridicule. most tools are simply guys who fucked up really big or fucked up one time too many, so they do anything to cling to whatever social life they have left.

The guy is such a tool. Did you hear about what he did freshman year?

You need a ride? Give tool a call.
You need free booze? Give tool a call.
You need free bud? Give tool a call.

by toolchest8 January 12, 2010

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