When a girl is on top and she rubs her vag up and down your dick while its pinned against your stomach.
by throbson October 06, 2006
by TKFB December 24, 2016
zess slide is a trick performed on a skateboard when your 4wheels slide across the ground and you do a turn usally performed by a surfer on a skater there suppliment for a surfboard.
by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005
when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.
by mooseshadows March 16, 2015
When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.
by DirtyDavy January 03, 2021
when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.
by reeeeenknk'a January 17, 2020
Involves any accomplished sexual positions on a bed with plastic sheets, a gallon of baby oil, and a wooden spoon.
by Das_Groot December 17, 2016