Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet

Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.

I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.

by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014

12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.

Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"

by anonbucket June 9, 2020

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018