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I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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Quick thinking fraud

The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.
When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails
hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck
by ted November 23, 2003
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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thinking session

A time used to focus on figuring something out, coming up with a solution, or coming up with something new.
To make a thinking session more productive, write down or voice type your thoughts, reading them you might think some thoughts you would not have thought of otherwise.
by but for August 21, 2021
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i think i like this little life

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig
by 1582693704 March 16, 2024
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