cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.

The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.

by DA price is right October 30, 2010

dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

Carseat Thief

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats

Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

by jakelonglikesmen May 10, 2011

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Pupil Thief

The best movie ever made starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It is a trademark of Niall Corp. People generally now use this term to something that is totally awesome.

Person 1 "Man did you see that triple back-flip the guy did on the shark!"
Person 2 "I know man that was a total Pupil Thief!"
and
Person 1 "What movie would you say is the best movie ever?"
Person 2 " Pupil Thief of course! Why did you even have to ask that question?"

by RagingFire2010 August 1, 2013

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014