Thighbum

n. (thahybuhm)
Lack of definition between the bottom and thigh. The appearance of bottom and thigh merging into one shapeless mass. Typically this condition is most noticeable when the subject wears jeans.

Dude she's hot!
Not from behind. She's got a thighbum.
Oh my god - it's like two straws connected to her back.
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Does my bum look good in these jeans?
No sweetie. It's like two pancakes vacuum-packed in denim.
Not my thighbum!!

by Miss Tessmacher October 7, 2010

Thighbooty

Women with big ass thighs that compensate for their so-called ass.

This sista bends over and she thinks she has an ass but in reality...a quarter of her thigh is considered an thighbooty.

Her ass is non-existent, so by bending over...she has a thighbooty.

That sista is wearing leggings thinking she has an ass but she has a strong case of thighbooty syndrome...

by The MEFA Creator November 22, 2010

thighs that cross your eyes

when u got sum fine ass lookin thighs

damn marissa thighs that cross your eyes

by glamarissa January 27, 2017

thighbrush

A thighbrush is a euphamism for a man's facial hair (or beard) with the subtle reference to performing oral sex on a partner.

She said, "I'd love to have your thighbrush in between my legs."

by THIGHBRUSH November 3, 2017

Thighied

Death by thighs.

Person 1: "So how did he die?"

Person 2: "I think he was suffocated by thick thighs."
Person 3: "Ahh.... I see, so he Thighied"
Person 1 and 2 "Go kashoot yourself"

by Brozpeh Stalin October 23, 2020

Thighanity

The one true religion everyone can believe in. worship Thighs and thy Thighs will bless you.

Would you like to join Thighanity?
Yes! of course Thighs are the true gods

by AWhole7Dollars April 11, 2022

Your Thighness

A nickname for a woman whom you appreciate for her impeccable bottom half.

Wow, that girl has some really nice ass, I would

definitely call her Your Thighness.

"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had

by De Finer February 10, 2021