perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.
oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$
by weedluvr421 March 05, 2016
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potato time

yay it's potato time
by bobby b water truck May 09, 2019
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Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
by nobody else here October 17, 2017
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lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato
person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"
by da cancer of life January 26, 2018
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vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 16, 2019
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potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.
“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”
by Mitsumom January 20, 2021
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