by steve December 9, 2003
Get the Blind Pigmug. noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.
Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.
by killingkarma92 March 14, 2011
Get the Blind Ambitionmug. When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.
Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.
by R. Swanson May 7, 2018
Get the Boner Blindmug. by Fishnetbrew November 7, 2020
Get the Blind Jaguarmug. when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease
by choppagyal August 1, 2022
Get the batty blindmug. While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
by Young Jazo December 5, 2019
Get the Blind Batmug. by tarttator August 22, 2019
Get the Blind Watchingmug.