Skip to main content

Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.
Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!
by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019
mugGet the Seattle mouth mug.

Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020
mugGet the Scatters mug.
Related Words

Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
by Lucky180 March 4, 2020
mugGet the Seattle-sneeze mug.

Scattamanga

Anything that has assortment of things or people.
(walks onto a field with a bunch of kids playing soccer) Ok, lets show this scattamanga how it's done.

(Mom walks in to your room) Whats all this scattamanga around the room? Pick this shit up!
by Ijusttook100viagra April 8, 2020
mugGet the Scattamanga mug.

Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.
That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.
by Slutterfield January 7, 2020
mugGet the Satterfield mug.

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020
mugGet the Seattle Salt mug.

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
mugGet the Scatter and splatter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email