super jesus

Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.

Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.

by fritzicles March 8, 2007

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

The greatest videogame ever made.

Person 1: "Sonic the Hedgehog is going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Person 2: "Super Smash Brothers Brawl is the greatest game ever!"

by Neutrinos December 9, 2007

super pro unit

in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm

"I whipped out my super pro unit the other day and you know all the ladies was like "DAMN!"

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

super punter

the colloquial term for very successful gamblers.

Pete: "You got any action on the big game?"
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

Super Bruce

To Super Bruce something is to have a job at a low paying store and work as hard as you possibly can, so hard that your co-workers believe you do cocaine before work to get extra wired. If you are Super Brucing something you cannot take a break till the job is done, and you have to work as hard as physically possible.

Shawn:I Sure Super Bruced that Coke to the shelf Eh?

Brandon: Yeah that was real fast

by Shawn Bencze October 16, 2008

super fucking badass

somone who is really badass and too legit to quit.

Vince Bruno is super fucking badass! I wish I was him!

by reghdhsgfh December 8, 2009

super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.

Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.

by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010