subtercuck

A person who deceives people into believing he's the alpha male, an archetypal man's man. However, when he comes across a trad woman he commits to the same stealthy tactics as a beta male in order to get into her pants. For eg. badmouthing average straight males as beta or how much he hates postmodernist bs.

Subtercucks are subterfuged cucks

Josh? We all thought he was at the top of the game! Too bad, he's turned out a subtercuck.

by LahaBaba April 26, 2019

Submarine Stare Down

When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.

"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."

by willie weewee September 9, 2019

summer veins

Similar to summer teeth, summer veins refers to an IV drug user and the state of their veins, some are here and some are there, some are collapsed, some are blown out.

"Did you hear that Dev is an IV meth user, really bad man. She's probably got summer veins."

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 23, 2020

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

Summer crush

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*

by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022

summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022

Summer H

A amazing person who has great style, you will never see them where the same thing two days in a row. they are so beautiful that the moment you se her your gonna pass out. they most likely play the trombone which is the coolest instrument ever! she is the type of friend that will listens to you and give great advice. everyone has a crush on her but she will only give her attention to one of the many. she will care more about her friends then she does her self. she is one of the smartest people you will meet, both street smarts and book smarts. her favorite season is fall and she loves halloween and ghost. her favorite animal is most likely ducks. all around she is a great and amazing person the most pretty and gorgeous girl you will ever meet.

summer H is an amazing person

person 1 "summer is so hot"
person 2 "I know right"

by Bass 4/tenor 3 October 25, 2022