stealth sex

A situation where someone (often a woman) is unaware that they are engaged in sexual activity with someone else. Usually occurs as a result of unconsiousness caused by rohypnol, chloroform rags, sleeping gas, alcohol inebriation, and blunt force trauma.

John spiked Jane's drink with rohypnol and then took her to his apartment where he gave her stealth sex.

by Fortis Maxar May 2, 2006

stealthing

Driving by an ex boyfriend's house with the headlights off to see if his new whore is there.

This is what obsessed girls do at 2 in the morning.

"Let's go stealthing... I gotta know who's at James's!"

by Xindi April 8, 2008

stealth

- adj.- meaning awesome, cool, deck

1. Having the shoplifting-off at the mall earned me some major stealth points.

2. His messenger bag looked so stealth with the new band pins that we just put on it.

by Carla's face March 22, 2007

Shelton

A shelton is someone who has bad luck, is very lame, and tries to hard to fit in.

Wow, Brad failed all of his mid-terms and broke his leg in the same week, he's becoming a Shelton.
Why does that kid keep trying to hand with us? he's such a Shelton.
Dude, do you see those $20 shoes that Joe have on? There so lame, I'm positive he's a Shelton Now.

by MustyGarfunkle32 March 20, 2016

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

spelt

A supposed past-tense form of the word, "spell," that IS NOT ACTUALLY A WORD. This entry is in the dictonary as a notice to you that this, in fact, is a made-up version of the existent English word, "spelled."

"Hey man, you spelt that wrong."
"How can you criticize my spelling when YOU can't even spell the past-tense form of 'spell' right!?"

by Paul the map guy June 15, 2007

Selt

Selt - the yuckiness that clogs up salt shakers

Ugh, my salt shaker won't work, damn all this selt.

by The Wiseman named Bob-Billy-Jacobson November 10, 2005