Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

Screaming teaser

1. v. - when you slap her wit yo dick, and she lets out a high pitch screech

Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!

by Sweetbabyray October 14, 2017

spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread

“She did the spread of bread last night”

by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

screaming thigh sweats

That special feeling a lady gets when she's around her special someone. The feeling is in her lady bits and is best described as a cross between dish-cloth moisture and volcanic heat.

Oh my God, Becky! The bulge in his pants gives me the screaming thigh sweats!

by Soulson June 2, 2018

Spreadshite

The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.

Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.

The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.

by suuuper_b June 11, 2018