Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016

soggy party-bottom

When one mans anus is the receptacle for all ejaculate in a gay orgy.

That Funky guy played soggy party-bottom to the whole football team last night.

by psybot January 23, 2011

Soggy Waffle Game

Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.

Hey guys! Want to play a round of the soggy waffle game at the adult party?

by Rick_Malone April 13, 2018

Soggy Pillow Rodeo

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.

Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.

Man 2: Did you tape it?

by jnetleb July 31, 2009

Soggy Custard Cup

The act of screwing a cup of custard

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

Cold Soggy Corn

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

by TimeBaum September 1, 2011

soggy cum weetbix

dirty teens favourite snack

o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix

by BIg dong woman November 1, 2020