A tradition typically performed by the Cormack family, like a game of soggy biscuit but with a gaelic twist to it. Anually played on Rabbie Burns day.
Arc - "hey Iain, fancy a game of Soggy Marag Dhubh?"
Iain - "sure as long as Ruaraidh joins this time"
Iain - "sure as long as Ruaraidh joins this time"
by Iain cormack March 19, 2021

by psybot January 23, 2011

Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.
by Rick_Malone April 13, 2018

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.
by jnetleb July 31, 2009

by BIg dong woman November 1, 2020

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.
The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.
The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.
Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!
Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.
Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!
Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.
Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!
by TimeBaum September 1, 2011
