fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010

Team Shower Time

When four best friends all go take a shower in sperate stalls in a public bathroom. It is a peaceful, relaxing experience, and is in no way shape or form homosexual. Similar to a sauna.

"Hey guys, Im pissed off. Team shower time?" "Yes, lets relax."

by viperx290 October 23, 2011

pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.

Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?

by Shlong John Sliver August 10, 2016

Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006