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Severus Snape 

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
one person in a team of two. the sniper is the firing man of the two and the other is called a spoter. the spoter is the brains of this group his job is to caculate all affects on the bullet such as humidity bullet density ect. snipers rarely work alone depending on the type of sniper. scout snipers rarely take a shot 98% of their job is scouting leaving the 2% as firing the rifle. of that 2% most of the firing is on tactical equipment. a combat sniper is found working with a squad and is almost always alone. the reason why this is is: combat sniping is used for shorter distances meaning a spoter is not always necesary. so please little kids who play CoD stop saying your a sniper and have some respect for the real ones.(do not mention a sniper without spoter following close behing)
the sniper team moved into position to for the FFP if needed but their primary mission was to relly all movements made by the target.
sniper by macmillinstillchillin February 21, 2011

wall sniper

Someone you are friends with on Facebook that only posts things that are negative on controversial topics but never posts anything on positive status updates. You can always count on them to get things heated.
You Facebook update says: This weather pattern is so weird. North Carolina getting more snow than Wisconsin???

Your Facebook wall sniper comment: Yeah, so much for that stupid Global Warming crap. Such a load.
wall sniper by girlonthelake January 27, 2010

oh snikes 

this is an exclamation that is normally yelled. it is used when something really good or something really bad happens.
when something good happens way-
kid:hey man i just got a new car
his friend:oh snikes!

when something bad happens-
kid:man my dad just died
his friend:oh snikes!
oh snikes by mr pants April 12, 2005

jonny sniper 

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.
That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.
jonny sniper by _J@Y_ December 19, 2007

Sniper Pussy 

A kid who plays a shooter video game and uses a sniper the whole time and makes his team win by not being man enough to leave the saftey of a building half way across the map.
Any one with a PTRS on Call of Duty World at War.

Kid playing CoD using a sub-machine gun- DAMNIT I got killed by the freakin' sniper pussy again!!
Sniper Pussy by demerzy February 23, 2009