Shazzababes

A dirty cunt who only wears dickies and thinks he is attractive. A pikey who travels all over to different council flats but is most commonly seen in a household of 28 in Manchester.

“I can’t believe u devoured that homeless guys dick cheese, ur such a shazzababes.”

by TheDictionarier March 1, 2023

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Shazzu

When you get severe diarrhea with a lot of gas that makes your rear end sound like the worlds saddest, wettest kazoo, its called a Shazzu. Normally reserved for people with Lactose intolerance who just can't help themselves, or those with severe stomach bugs, hours long Shazzu rehersals are also a common sound in university dorm bathrooms after a night drinking cheap vodka with diet soda.

"I ate so much Taco bell and ice cream last night that I'll be playing the Shazzu all morning"
"I shoudn't have drunk so much yesterday, I've been at Shazzu practice all night"

by ShazzuSymphony April 27, 2023

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