When you get severe diarrhea with a lot of gas that makes your rear end sound
like the worlds saddest, wettest kazoo, its called a Shazzu. Normally reserved for
people with Lactose intolerance who just can't
help themselves, or those with severe stomach bugs, hours long Shazzu rehersals are also a common sound in university dorm bathrooms after a night drinking cheap vodka with diet soda.