When you get severe diarrhea with a lot of gas that makes your rear end sound like the worlds saddest, wettest kazoo, its called a Shazzu. Normally reserved for people with
Lactose intolerance who just can't help themselves, or those with severe stomach bugs, hours long Shazzu rehersals are also a common sound in
university dorm
bathrooms after a night drinking cheap vodka with diet soda.
"I ate so much
Taco bell and ice cream last night that I'll be playing the Shazzu all morning"
"I shoudn't have drunk so much
yesterday,
I've been at Shazzu practice all night"