The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...
Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
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Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)
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