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ohio crack snack 

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
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late night snack 

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.

Sweat Snack 

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon
I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.

Sweat Snack by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009

Suga Snack 

You got dat suga snack.
Suga Snack by G Rated January 5, 2009

pocket snack 

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.
Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.
pocket snack by n8ryde April 1, 2011

Bowl Snack 

A bowl pack with a small amount of weed because you are low or running out.
Didn't get paid this week, looks like I'll be smoking bowl snacks for the rest of the week.
Bowl Snack by ohno!!!! May 2, 2011