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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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late night snack

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.
by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007
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Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon
I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009
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Suga Snack

by G Rated January 5, 2009
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pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.
Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.
by n8ryde April 1, 2011
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Bowl Snack

A bowl pack with a small amount of weed because you are low or running out.
Didn't get paid this week, looks like I'll be smoking bowl snacks for the rest of the week.
by ohno!!!! May 2, 2011
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Bitch Snack

Equating someone or their genitalia to a small meal for women that no red blooded male would be bothered eating.
"Man that guy in the corner has been staring at me all night im gonna punch his face in"

"Nah dont worry bout him he's just a Bitch snack"

"Dude my girlfriend actually likes that Justin Bieber Kid"

"Really? Man he is such a Bitch Snack"

"Man i saw that guy in the locker room the other day his dick is a Bitch Snack"
by Darth Aza January 8, 2012
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