The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

by Joemalski April 17, 2014

bread smoothie

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015

White smoothie

Jizz

That bitch Jenn was drinking his white smoothie

by Ruthless Roe June 5, 2015

Oreo Smoothie

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy

Jenny just made me an oreo smoothie, I can't believe how delicious it is!

by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.

Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.

by Dixnballs March 15, 2017