I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.
I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Slap the Loxmug. by Deke freak June 8, 2018
Get the Slow slapmug. I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
Get the slapping the scallopmug. A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 22, 2017
Get the geographe slapmug. When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
Get the Andouille Slapmug. I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
Get the Slapped with Stankmug. Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Get the Lab Slapmug.