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NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

A 'nigga cock shuffle' is mostly a reply that makes no sense at all. Words can vary, but these 3 words combined form a sentence easily spoken out and can also set loose a spread of laughter.
dude: "Hey man, I so was getting into her pants last night, I was in heaven and so was she.."

me: "NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE"
by Joey VEER June 16, 2008
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shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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shuffle

Newest rendition in the iPod family. Very small form factor with a built in clip to attach on a belt or pocket.
Damn, i can fit over 200 songs on this shuffle.
by ben newton July 16, 2008
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Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.
Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
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Staten Island Shuffle

The act of driving up alongside stopped traffic and pulling your car into the front of the line rather than waiting at the back of the line.
Rather than wait in line to merge onto the parkway, I did the Staten Island Shuffle.
by TheFrenchTeacher February 24, 2011
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shuffle bomb

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing
bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.
by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009
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