Shank

A word that teenaged boys use fifty times a day.

Teenaged Boy 1: "Shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."

by Lance's Buddy March 9, 2008

Shank

A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.

I'm gonna shank the person who made exams

by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

UD Shank

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

shank

to take a shit and wank at the same time

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys

by getashank September 7, 2016

Shank

A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle

This guy scraped his shank!

by judemudrik121 November 6, 2019

shank

To hurt someone ;smack,slap

Joe: your such a retard
Jacob: shutup or I'll shank you !

by mustafa12345678 October 21, 2010

Sexy Shank

A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"

by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017