Selective listening

The act of choosing what one one not only hears but is actually listening

Juicy. My canine soulmate ,is , the best of selective listening.

by Joplynne April 30, 2019

Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.

Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.

by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

seecus

an attention seeker

brooke is low key a seecus if you get to know her.

by eushdn May 9, 2019

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019

semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.

Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"

by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019

semen hall prep

A nickname for Seton Hall prep because they drown in eachother's semen. Mostly because they are gay. (not written by a delbarton student).

Student 1: hey where do you go to school?
Student 2: Well I forget but I know that I'm gay.
Student 1: Yeah must be Semen Hall Prep

by holy moley guacamole tyler November 19, 2019