Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

Franjic svaler

Guy who likes to fuck everything. When he goes somewhere he is always prepared to fuck. He is an urban legend because of his seduction skills.

Did you hear that guy fucked 5 girls last night? He is so Franjic svaler.

by Franjic svaler May 5, 2019

highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

fish scale

wrote a cutter up my hand

fish scale draco got that kick fr

by 4kt123 February 4, 2022

Toledo Scalder

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but more loose, watery and hotter.

Jimmy daPipe loves Toledo Scalders

by Keith Stone Lite June 17, 2022