by Nick Tindall April 25, 2006
Get the Salty Sauce Box mug.1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.
Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.
Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.
Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.
Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010
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An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.
"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend
by saltyborat December 17, 2010
Get the salty nigger mug.by MJ May 13, 2005
Get the Salty mug.When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.
The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
Bob: So you think she loves you?
Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.
Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.
Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
by poopfetishist October 23, 2006
Get the salty snickers mug.when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......
boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"
girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"
boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)
girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"
boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)
by Nate newpower January 7, 2009
Get the salty ragdoll mug.(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
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