scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

by fartsafety January 04, 2009

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 22, 2014

Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock

Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock

by Skradragons March 16, 2017

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019

Chicken sock

fuck you ciara

Ciara is a chicken sock

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

dome socked

The act of getting punched in the side of the head (in or around the temple area). The dome sock usually occurs so quickly that the dome sockee is usually too unexpecting to avoid such a blow, and too stunned to fight back thereafter.

Man, Jamal was just eatin' his chicken sandwich, and then THAT NIGGA GOT DOME SOCKED!

by bitch ass nyukka March 15, 2009

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021