fun-size

A man with a smaller then average age penis. Who is proud if his size. He is less then average use around 4 Inces . Sometimes quoted as having the perfect dick for anal. He is often made fun of or rejected because of his snall size. Fun size is often ment to make fun of a small penis. Offers compared to as a small size snicker bar. Not actually fun just small in size. Usually guys with a small penis are good with oral but not always

My boyfriend has a snaller then average penis . I call it fun-size because it's cute

by Sizeprincess September 7, 2021

Fey-Sized

Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.

don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!

by the117doctor April 26, 2025

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017