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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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Taylor sized

A thing that is very small compared to other people’s things/ PPs
Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens

Guy 1: they are only a cm long
by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019
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fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.
by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019
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Daddy Sized

also my friend just said she is daddy sized- some cringy friends I have
by daddysizedjoe September 26, 2019
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Jackman-Sized

Something that's unusually large; often a utensil, tool or other item that would commonly be small, but in this case produced to a huge proportion. An object someone has chosen to abnormally embiggen.
This jackman-sized hammer is entirely impractical. It's eight feet tall!
by AskCast February 4, 2020
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Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”
Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”
by People that is a person March 3, 2020
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avocado sized mf

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today
by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020
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