Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.

Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!

by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I'm so lucky to have a man like Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life.

by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022