paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??

Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.

by Janny478 March 15, 2024

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.

Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!

by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022