sneaky simon

Aka cheeky monkey

Oi catch that sneaky Simon! He's on the run!

by Sagethedayearlygemini2016 May 12, 2016

Big Simon

A Big Simon is a Simon that has a humongous dick.

Big Simon has a humongous dick.

by Big duck simon January 27, 2020

The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

by Bornold April 16, 2020

Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Pulling a Simon

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.

by randomchillsquad May 21, 2018

Natalie Simon

One of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet, often described as fantastic, beautiful and decidedly brilliant (: One of those girls you'll move the earth for, or simply not move away from because you love.

"Hey babe, why do you have to be such a Natalie Simon?"

by Shatty2theMax August 31, 2011

fat simon

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open

God he is a right fat simon!

by carl sancto February 9, 2008