Second Banana

1) A Sidekick, a subordinate
2) See also: Malka

"Holy peeled fruit, Batman! I didn't realize I was your Second Banana!" Robin exclaimed while cruising in the Batmobile.

Malka needs her own identity: most people regard her solely as Shana and/or Sasi's Second Banana.

by Sasi G. December 14, 2008

The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.

by The shover robot September 13, 2003

Second Brain

Thinking with your dick and not you Head. Usually leading to bad decisions and great stories to tell, if you survive.

Fred: woah she is really drunk alex maybe i should call a cab for her..
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place

Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it

by ISPYUTOO? February 28, 2010

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones. The female breast secretes milk and is an exocrine gland. The testis is a highly specialised mixed gland with both endocrine (testosterone) and exocrine (sperm)functions. The female ovary is a specialised mixed gland also.

The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.

Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals, and lubricants.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

Second Cumming

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.

My girlfriend broke up with me. Why? I gave her a second cumming.

by The Black God 69 May 22, 2011

st margaret’s secondary school

yes, it’s the krispy kreme uniform. a place crawling with gays and fake people. you will either find your 4lyfer here or make some enemies (most of them are because they’re jealous of you). don’t forget that people here are really smart

“you go to st margaret’s secondary school?”
“yeah!”
“can i see your krispy kreme uniform?”

by imadeanaccountforsmss August 21, 2021